Monday, December 28, 2009

Ultimate Femdom – Part 1

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"The full moon hung in an inky blue-black sky casting stark shadows across the dusty white soil of the “Dorset County Wildlife Reserve”. The air was still and warm, silence only broken by the chirping of insects and the rustling of game as it crept through the undergrowth. Until, in the distance a raucous steel [...]"

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Red Lights And Sweaty Nights

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"Neon light has only existed as a commercially available product for around 100 years and yet it forms part of our collective psyche. Its primary function is to advertise and in this age of rampant commercialism the only reason that it does not still appear on every shop front in the world is its high [...]"

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Sunday, December 27, 2009

Public Cunnilingus

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"Human beings have been experimenting with sex for thousands of years so it came as no shock to me to find out that cunnilingus has been around since at least the time of the Roman Empire. There's even a picture of it on a wall Pompeii. One think that did surprise me was the amount of [...]"

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Do Want To Get Naked And Whipped?

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"It's a fact that some people are from a very early age predisposed towards a BDSM lifestyle. By inclination, upbringing or a combination of both they know that they need to be sub, Dom, bottom, Top or switch. Thoughout their lives they may struggle to find the right partner and where they fit in within [...]"

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A XXXMas Carol – Part 3

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"The least productive day of the year in the office dawned. Ed took his place in his glass walled office. He sipped a fresh coffee and prepared for the sight of his employees pretending to be interested in work on Christmas Eve. He didn't mind, they worked hard all year and he would let them [...]"

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Big Boobed Hentai Chicks

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"How big is too big when it comes to breasts on Hentai cartoons. This is a serious question. I like Japanese Manga, but I don’t actually get sexually aroused by Hentai. I look on it more as art. I believe that good Hentai is art. It can be inventive, provocative and really help the author [...]"

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Saturday, December 26, 2009

A XXXMas Carol – Part 2

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"Fucks Of Christmas Past Ed woke to find Marlene’s head on his chest and her warm, moist breath playing on his skin. He tried to move her to one side without waking her so he could make them both a coffee. “It’s OK.” She said. “I’ve been awake for a while. Seven years and you still haven’t [...]"

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Sleazy Christmas

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"When you have finished running around visiting friends and spending far too much time with relatives whilst over stuffing your face you may wish to take a break from the over zealous yuletide celebrations. And indulge yourself in something which will be both therapeutic and naughty.  Why not spend some time colouring in naked women like [...]"

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Perverse Sci-Fi Porn

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"I would really love to be able to tell you the origin of this image but unfortunately the forum on which it appeared is now defunct and I can't trace the source. I think it qualifies as one of the most bizarre images I have ever come across. I mean I like Dr Who but not [...]"

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Friday, December 25, 2009

Don’t Give Me Weenie I Like Mine Large ;)

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"I couldn't resist this weenie roaster, there is no ambiguity there just straight forward phallus worship.  Can you imagine sticking some of those little chaps on the Barbie when the family come round.  Lol I'm not sure it could handle anything large though, it could suffer from the droop.  And when you lube him with mustard…well, [...]"

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XXXMas Carol – Part 1

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" “Ghost” Ed stared at the lights from his Christmas tree reflected in his glass of whisky until they began to blur. It was in part the alcohol that impaired his visual acuity and partly the fatigue that had accumulated in the weeks running up to Christmas. He sat, alone, in silence, the gentle crackle of [...]"

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Sex And The Santress

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"Is that what you'd call a female version of Santa? I mean I'm not talking about Santa's wife here but a female personification of the Christmas present giver. Whatever you'd call a female Santa wouldn't it be nice if  she looked like Katy Perry. Well I know she's probably delivering a prezzie to Russell Brand this [...]"

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Something Hot For Christmas

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"Santa’s little helpers are not so little these days. "

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Ding Dong

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" What did you wake up to this Christmas morning? "

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Thursday, December 24, 2009

Sex With your Clothes On

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"How long is it since you had sex with your clothes on? In some ways the frequency of clothed sex can be a barometer of the stage of your relationship. This is partly due to your habitation status and partly down to the amount of time you spend building up to sex. Before you live together [...]"

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Sweaty Inappropriate Sex

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"I'm no expert personal trainer type but I suspect this is a misuse of exercise equipment and probably very dangerous. However this sort of thing can only increase gym membership and the consequent improvement in public health should not be underestimated "

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The Next Step – Live Sex Shows

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"I have a love-hate relationship with Lady Ga Ga. Without the love bit. Her latest stunt underlines this – apparently playing with herself on stage, legs open and wearing a PVC fetish outfit. Fine if you're an erotic artist, but I thought she was supposed to be a singer? Looking on the bright side it could be [...]"

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Fucked At The Christmas Party

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"I wonder how many people actually got up to anything naughty at the Christmas party this years. I wrote recently about how the office Christmas party is suffering out because of budgetary constraints and actually having a party in the office is difficult because of the health and safety issues about alcohol in the workplace. [...]"

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Big Boobs In Latex Dress

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"The title says it all I suppose. Despite the picture being gorgeous with it's provocative pose, great lighting and cute model the whole thing is taken over by the boobs and it just becomes boobs in a dress. Pity You really can have too much of a good thing. "

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Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Vegetable Porn

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" I wonder exactly what the original creators of the artwork were thinking of. I assume it’s a promotional image, judging from the style its American and from the 1940s or 50s. If anyone recognises it I’d be interested to find out. "

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Fucked By The Porn Daemon

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"I bought a PDA when we went to Venus to allow us to carry a database of all the exhibitors around with me. You know the sort of thing, stand numbers, contact names, previous interactions. Well today I got to wondering if there was any way I could use it to play movies … if [...]"

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Premier League Brothel With Extras

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"If you ever wondered where the good money you pay at football matches goes to aside from the players, you should be looking at the managers.  The Sun the UK's premier smut paper has just revealed that it caught up with a well known premier league football manager in a Thai vice den, as they [...]"

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Illicit Sex And Cheating

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"Over past few months I have posted several times about social networking and that the sites are full of sleazy guys who want to meet up for sex.  I've had several propositions and many cock images sent to me as if I've never seen one before. I also have a guy who sends me emails most [...]"

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Strippers At The Christmas Party

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"I was just told about an incident that happened to a friend of mine a couple of years ago at a Christmas lunch. The whole office were out having a meal at a pub when a woman police constable appeared. She was asking for “Andy”. One of the office’s number was called Andy and the girls [...]"

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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

The Morning After The Night Before

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"This image could well be the scene after Christmas at our house by the time the bin men make their next visit it will be three weeks since the previous collection.  Lol  In fact I bet it could be the scene after most of your celebrations. The Christmas tree above has been created out of 1,000 [...]"

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First Anal – Part 3

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"You can read the first two parts of this story here and here. It was early evening. Anne and Paul had slipped into bed to ward off the winter chill with some shared bodily warmth. Anne turned on her side so Paul could spoon behind her.  His hand reached around and naturally came to rest on [...]"

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Festively Rubbing My Duckie

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"Today I received a lovely little prezzie for the tree from my friends at Bedtime Heaven. He was a festive Rub My Duckie, petite beautifully formed and of course naughty because he is a massager. He looks so innocent hanging there on the tree doesn't he? I'm tempted to play a [...]"

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Fucking Exclusive Pleasure

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"Guys come close and listen.  I’ve got a little secret I want to share because I don’t think I can keep it to myself. Suze has an exclusive toy coming over to her tomorrow and I can’t wait to test it.  I’m one of  only a handful of people to have the pleasure of testing it.  [...]"

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Cunt

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"This is a word I use very sparingly.  You will notice that I may use this visceral term when I am writing erotica and I want to add some punch to my story. But for some it is so commonly used that when they are talking and can’t seem to think of the next word to [...]"

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Animal Dominatrix

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" Suze found this on You Tube and when I listened to it I was sure that I had heard the voiceover artist before. I think she does the voiceovers for a certain adult film studio … ? "

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Shopping for Sex

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"If you’re out shopping for a gift for your partner it’s often difficult to know if you’re making the right choice, especially this close to Christmas. How many times to you see people, OK mainly men, rushing around the shops on Christmas Eve looking for the present they really should have purchased weeks before. After [...]"

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Monday, December 21, 2009

Butt Sniffing

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"I have a love of the kinky and unusual and I think this one fits in to both categories.  I love the aroma of a woman's pussy and a mans cock one he has withdrawn from you and your fragrance lingers but not the aroma of an asshole. But a guy in Plymouth, Devon loves to [...]"

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Giving Ina To You

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"Since visiting the Venus Sexpo in Berlin I have been waiting to get my hands on this sex toy.  It's the Lelo Ina vibrator,  it was sent to me by my mates at Bedtime Heaven and I'm one of the first people to review it .  They know what I like.  When I think [...]"

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Isabel Lucas – Gagging For It

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"With reference to my earlier post which mentioned that we had seen revenge of the fallen last night I thought you lecherous people might want to know about the new hot babe in the film. If you haven't seen it already that is. To add to the impeccably lit and airbrushed Megan Fox there is [...]"

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Rage Against The Machine

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"I had to laugh at the result of the race to the Christmas Number One in the charts. X-Factor's winner – what's his name? – beaten to the top spot by a single from over a decade ago by Rage against the machine. I'm sure the X-Factor winner is a nice bloke and I wish [...]"

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Pussy Galore

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"I'm a cat lover so this image was appealing to me.  I say I love cats, I love our cat but he keeps on biting and scratching me so I'm not sure if the feeling is reciprocated.  Lol The image is taken from a photo shoot by the name of "Purr…who's really at leash" by Soon [...]"

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Tossing It Off In The Office

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"Right then boys and girls. If you thought it was too late to get your partner a present they'll really enjoy this Christmas then think again. Bedtime Heaven are despatching sex toys right up until 16:00 GMT on 23rd December. So long as you select guaranteed next day delivery you'll get them in time for [...]"

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Naughty Office Games

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"As it’s our last day at work and there’s very little to do in the office today we needed something to do. So I searched the Internet for something to amuse us. I came up with this from “Centrinet” “The Bacon Factor” Take a list of 10 movie stars any movie stars at all. Link that person to [...]"

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Sunday, December 20, 2009

Sex That Hurts

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" I've always loved this song but I don't think I ever listened to the lyrics until a few years ago and realised the deep cutting irony of the juxtaposition of the words with such a pleasant sounding arrangement. "

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Minneapolis Swingers

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"It's not often that I visit social networking sites other than Twitter and Facebook, even rarer for me to be invited to join one. So when I was asked to become part of the Minneapolis swingers scene via the Lifestyle Lounge it was always going to be an adventure. Signing up to any social networking site [...]"

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Ultimate Oral Dental Nursing

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"I Don’t Use My Toothbrush For Cleaning My Teeth Any More! I have had an Oral B electric toothbrush for the past six years or so. It does the job and helps keep on top of the plaque. But more recently it has developed a second role in the household. It has become a sex [...]"

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Over Exposure

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"We ventured out today to our favourite country pub with little nephew and his parents for a Birthday treat.  When we left home there was a light scattering of snow from the previous nights fall but as we got further out in to the wilds it started to snow, not heavily so we decided to [...]"

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Sex And Bunnies

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"I'm finding it hard to type this in as I try to bring you this post.  Lol  Most people are already aware of the "furry" movement, for those who love to dress up as animals in costumes.  Don't ask me why they do it or the attraction, I have no idea. But whatever floats your boat.  [...]"

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Getting My Meat

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"I like a good bit of meat just as much as anyone but this may be taking things a bit too far. Lol In a quest to make everything taste like bacon this lube was created by J & D's. Now girls we all love a bit of meat don't we? If you're [...]"

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Saturday, December 19, 2009

Girl On Girl Action

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"I make no bones about the fact that I am bi. In fact I consider myself very lucky that I fancy both genders of human inhabit the earth, therefore increasing my chances of success. Of at least you would like to think so. It’s ages since I had an encounter with another woman and not [...]"

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Fucking Through The Elements

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"Yesterday brought our first flurries of snow here in the UK. By lunchtime there was a light dusting on everything outside the window. This looked very pretty but the temperature had plummeted, so much so that the dusting that would normally have melted after a few minutes didn't. As I look out the window [...]"

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Hard Nipples

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"Suze just looked out across the valley and said "Is that fog or snow." A few minutes later the first flakes of snow started to fall and we knew that the white mass slowly filling the valley is indeed snow. It's bloody freezing which does have it's advantages. I'm thinking here of its effect on women's [...]"

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Swinging Pussy

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"If cats were people we would look upon them totally different. But because they are felines we ignore certain parts of their behaviour. Lol I came home from work the other day to find the female cat from down the road (who I know has a thing for either my cat or his dinner) fast asleep [...]"

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Friday, December 18, 2009

Fucking Illuminating

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"I seem to be happening on some really good lighting ideas lately.  This 4 tiered chandelier created from chrome coloured vibrators is a must for any sex toy testers home.  Or would it be a step too far. Either way I love it and it would be certain to start some interesting conversations.  Also if your [...]"

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Hot Cock In Her Mouth

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"The street was still wet from the early evening drizzle. Taxi tyres maintained a steady supply of street music to accompany the hubbub of voices on the pavement opposite. He was waiting for her by the park entrance as agreed. His coat collar turned up against the wind with teeth of ice. Thankful of the [...]"

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