Monday, November 30, 2009

Toying Around With Hookers

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" There is a belief that accountants are staid and boring people, totally predictable and unexciting. Well, this just shattered that myth. I've just been reading a story in today's press about an accountant for the chain store Toys R Us, who has managed to embezzle money from his employer to pay for his adult amusement. [...]"

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Talk Dirty To Me

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"From time to time given the amount of smut I read it is inevitable that I will encounter some really badly written erotica. You know the sort, bad scenario, inadequate scene setting, repetative narrative and every thing in between. I read some stories and the plot just doesn't work at all because if the author [...]"

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Rim Me Baby Lick That Ass

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"If ever anyone had to fix my computer they would be amazed if they could look back through my search strings. Some of them are so bizarre but bring up some really interesting content which in turn I deliver fresh to your door. You see if there weren't kinky people like me out [...]"

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Dirty Fucking Slut!

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"Before I start I'd like to put this post into perspective. I've met a few porn stars in recent years. I don't mean that I've got a signed picture from them at a PA, I mean I've actually met them, talked to them had a drink with them, had dinner with them … Hell, I [...]"

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Big Bad Butt Plug Action

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"Alex and I have experimented with quite a few anal toys now, well, Alex more so than me. I am working on it, presently I am able to take a small butt plug but nothing too serious and I have attempted anal sex a couple of times. You need to be extremely relaxed to have [...]"

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Sunday, November 29, 2009

Masturbating Until It Really Hurts

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"I have some strange thoughts I know, don’t remind me but can frigging be bad for your health. I was reading an article last night about vibration white finger or as it is medically known, Raynaud’s Disease. The symptoms can be range from tingling which continues after the machinery is switched off (Oh, bugger that happens [...]"

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Watching Me Get Fucked

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" We had a late night last night, no nothing dirty before you ask. Someone pissed us off and we both settled down to sleep feeling like shit. But this morning when I awoke I left it all behind me and noticed that Alex had made a start while I slept off my anger. He [...]"

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Sperm At The Seaside

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"Ilfracombe in Devon have got some free publicity after they decided to change their town's logo to update its images. £5000 later they have nice simple blue log that they say features a stylised fish or dolphin motif. Now I don't know about all you guys but me and a lot of other people think the [...]"

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Extreme Machine Sex

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"I didn’t see this in Terminator Salvation, must have been cut. "

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Down And Very Dirty

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"The rain spattered across the side window of the cab, driven at the glass by a bitterly cold north-easterly wind. Her legs were cold and wet from the wait at the taxi rank, even the arms of her new acquaintance had failed to keep the cold at bay. She peered through the window, the water running [...]"

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Shagged In Stockings

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"The sex before work really set me up for the day. I resented having to go into the office but the memory of morning shag anaesthetised me from the worst of the morning's stresses. The eleven o'clock meeting changed my laid-back state of mind. She was sitting at the far end of the boardroom table toying [...]"

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Fucked In Fishnets

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"We ordered a Chinese on the way home and sate it with a bottle of wine. It been a hard day, in more ways than one. She slipped upstairs for a shower while I dealt with my emails on my laptop. The thought of her naked and soapy kept distracting me until I could stand it [...]"

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Saturday, November 28, 2009

Screwed In Socks

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"Warmth is just warmth – right? Wrong. The warmth of a bed in the morning is like no other type of warmth, especially on a cold autumn morning. I could feel her against me, her legs naked her body covered in a short sleeved cotton shirt, one of my old shirts that she loved to wear and [...]"

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Fucking The Baby Sitter Again

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"<img class=”alignleft” style=”float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;” src=”/images/riskybusiness.jpg” alt=”" width=”180″ height=”155″ />In the Film Risky Business, Tom Cruise has a dream where he screws the babysitter on his parent's dining table. The cops surround the house and get on the bullhorn. The senior negotiator (don't ask me why this is a hostage situation requiring [...]"

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Nurse, I Think I’m In The Wrong Ward!

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Rubbing One Out

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"I came (appropriate word lol) across this image of the gorgeous Keeley Hazell I'm not sure where now. It's one of the images from her 2010 calendar and it had a certain kind of appeal to me. Bet you can't guess why! Well, I'll tell you just in caser your mind isn't quite as naughty as [...]"

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Friday, November 27, 2009

Gaping Crazy

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"I love porn, always have and now there is more variety than ever although I have to say that it is still rather formulaic and male orientated, even the stuff produced by the girls because at the end of the day who are they selling it to? I'm not a big fan of the stereotypical type [...]"

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Public Nudity In Australia

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"The Australians seem to be in to getting naked in public lately, only the other day I told you about the couple shagging in the clock tower and today we have a guy flashing. Anthony Hadfield was accused of flashing two teenage girls in Albury's Botanic Gardens but he told the police that he was "airing [...]"

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Eating Out My Pussy

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"I've had a bit of a fun day at work today. I decided to search for fun ways with chocolate, naughty but nice. We are all familiar with chocolate boobs and willies, you can even cast your own life size willy with the help of your partner. But a new one on [...]"

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Cum Flavoured Kisses

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"Alex is very good at going down on me. He has a clever technique of tongue flicks and licks which can bring me so close to orgasm. I don't recall that we have ever achieved a climax through his oral ministrations but I have (pardon the pun) come very close. I'm not sure if it [...]"

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Fucking a Mysterious Stranger

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"While walking across the office car park at lunch yesterday I wondered why, after ten days of feeling so utterly dejected I suddenly felt my spirits rise. It was the sun. Yes we do have sun in England. At this time of year in particular it's of a weak insipid variety. But the light does have [...]"

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Thursday, November 26, 2009

Drunken Debauchery And Dropping Your Knickers

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"I don't go out down town like I used to any more. And to be honest I don't miss it, can't be doing with the cattle market routine any more. Also people's idea of a good night out seems to have shifted since I was on the scene. Standards seem to have dropped. [...]"

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Oral Sex Unlimited

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"Before a girl had had her mouth around my cock I was totally unaware of how much technique oral sex could involve. My recollections of the first time a girl sucked my cock were of enthusiasm, but not much else. I was excited of course and she was too. She started gently, not knowing exactly how [...]"

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Watching Her Wank Me Off

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"There's another toy review over at Sex Toys Buzz for you all to read. It's a simple toy but one that really works and can be enjoyed by both partners despite the fact that it's intended to be used by men. Don't forget that while you are over there you can join our sex-toy giveaway for [...]"

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Anal Surprise!

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"Just when you think you have heard everything the Internet allows you poke around and find out the accepted meaning of something that you thought was quite benign is actually a little more smutty. That's what we found when we read this: Tongue Sandwich, By Square Eyes “I swear that's not the context I've heard it in. [...]"

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The Promise Of Anal Sex

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"Just the promise of anal can be fun just as this post proves: A good night out, By Alfie “When we got home, Emma was quite merry and ready for anything. Vaginal, oral, anal, (aural maybe) I could have had anything I wanted.” The rest of the post can be read here. "

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Anal Sex Deep and Double – Part 2 of 2

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"Now the second part of the post by CleoFaye about Anal sex. As we said earlier it's refreshing to read sensible and practical advice: Anal Sex Part 2: The Ins and Outs of Butt Sex, By CleoFaye "Butt sex involves a lot of communication, and if you aren’t at the level where you know your partner’s every [...]"

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Anal Sex Deep and Double – Part 1 of 2

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"If you want to get into anal sex it's a good idea to know what you are doing. We have done anal a few times. The circumstances have to be right, we have to be in the mood, plenty of lube … there's a lot to think about despite what the porn movies might make [...]"

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Overdosing On Anal

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"I thought we'd have a look around and find a few posts about anal sex from the good people out in the blog world. The simplest way to do it was to find posts about anal sex on Sex-Press. So today, forgive us if you have an anal overdose. Forgiven? Good. So here's an extract from the [...]"

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Fucking His Ass Again

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"Ooops - I should have posted this one earlier today. As I've mentioned many times before being in this relationship with Alex has been a sexual voyage of discovery. We had been open, honest with a deep sense of trust to be able to at least discuss our sexual desires old and new and [...]"

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Sex In The Shopping Mal

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"We went to do a bit of Christmas shopping today. Not much, just cards and stuff. Money is tight so there will not be any big prezzies this year. Anyway, we were walking through the packed stores – no sign of a recession here – and I was struck by how circumstances can make an item [...]"

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Fucking His Ass

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" Like any loving partner whether they be hetro, bisexual or any other persuasion you care about your significant other and if you are satisfying them. I enjoy pleasuring my partner just as much as I enjoy them bringing me off. It's very much like Christmas. The giving is equally as enjoyable as receiving. [...]"

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Extreme Vibrator Girl

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"I think this proves that if you have never used a vibrator before you should read the instructions, or at least talk to the people in the shop where you bought it. Or was it simply that she had the instructions upside down? We'll never know. "

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Sex Pure And Simple

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"We've changed the banner over at Sex Toys Buzz to (hopefully) make it clearer. More changes to follow soon. I'm making quite a bit of headway in the development front this week which is very gratifying. Sex-Press, our new RSS feed driven sex blog directory is shaping up. We have members joining constantly so there's plenty [...]"

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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Is She Fucking Someone Else?

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"Getting In To Her Panties Have you ever been in a relationship which changed from being attentive and caring to one of suspicion? She doesn't kiss me like she used to. We aren't as intimate as we were before. Do you suspect there could be someone else? Is she going out with her "friends" [...]"

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Fucking In Public

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"I'm so tempted to say it…OK, here goes…you could say that this guy rang her bell. You have no idea what I'm talking about do you, OK I'll share. A couple were spotted having sex under the clock of a busy shopping centre in Sydney. The couple could be seen doing [...]"

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Big Tease = Sexual Pleasure

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"I just can't help myself, I'm the first to admit that my head is in the gutter most of the time. It seems that most times I can't even look at inanimate objects with turning them in to something sexual or at least naughty. Lol Take today for example. Alex and I went [...]"

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Figging For The Unitiated

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"I'm a very open minded girl and welcome new ideas and practices in the bedroom, a firm believer if you keep things fresh the boredom daemon will not wriggle in to your lives. That said I do have restrictions on what I'm prepared to do based upon safety and comfort. We have tried quite a [...]"

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Playboy Bunny Caption …

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"I really was thinking of running a caption competition for this photograph. But I don't have a prize. However, if you feel you have a caption to go with the image please feel free to add a comment. "

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Monday, November 23, 2009

More Sex Please We’re British

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"It's a fact that when it comes to sex the British have always had a dual personality when it comes to sex. On one hand they purport to regard it as dirty and unspeakable, and on the other hand they watch Carry On movies. And nobody can tell me that the attraction of Carry On [...]"

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My Top 10 Ways To Bring Her Off

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"This Christmas why not dispense with that bottle of perfume or those socks you were going to buy and get something they will really enjoy. I personally would prefer for someone to present me with a good vibrator than a bottle of perfume and it would certainly give me more pleasure. And in these hard [...]"

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Dressing Sexy

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"Have you ever bought a piece of clothing and immediately thought it gave you sex appeal? I don't mean necessarily something like underwear, or what you might think of as textbook sexy. I'm thinking more of a garment that you thought conveyed the right signals to the opposite sex and possibly imbued you with a certain [...]"

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… Music For Sex People, Sex Music For …

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"It's impossible to pass through life and not be shaped by the influences around you. One of the most potent influences is Music. Music is inextricably linked to growing up. That's when you listen to it most, in your formative years, the years when your hormones are surging and the character of your sexuality is [...]"

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Nasty Girl Suze

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"The thought crossed my mind what we'd been posting on the blog a couple of years ago. What I found amazed me. It only seems like yesterday that this post was published, followed by the second part here. It also reminded me whata filthy mind Suze has. Hehehehe I'll have to re-read some of our older stories. We [...]"

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Sunday, November 22, 2009

Orgasm!

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"Theatre productions are getting brave with their choice of titles lately, we had the Vagina Monologues which have been very successful and now we have Orgasm. This production it being performed at the Caxton Theatre in Grimsby. Stop laughing. I know what you are thinking. Jokes about fish fingers come to mind but [...]"

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Fuck Two With Red And Blue

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"He had spotted them the moment they walked into the club. One in a dark blue dress the other in bright red. The dresses were short, finishing above mid-thigh and riding up when they sat down, only crossed legs and the subdued light saving their modesty. Not that these girls looked modest or shy. Their [...]"

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Eating Balls And Tasting Ass

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"I may watch Big Brother every year despite promising myself that I won't get hooked this year. It ends up with me tuning in to see the housemates enter the house, just to check the characters who are in it that year and I end up watching it all the time. Not so with I'm [...]"

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Damn! Sex On A Train

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"The train pulled away from the station and began to build up speed. Around the sparsely populated carriage our fellow passengers settled themselves for a long journey. A winter night, cold, moonless and dark painted the carriage windows a pitch black. An apparent void only pierced by the lights of the towns we passed and [...]"

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Plenty Of Pussy At The Fight Club

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"Our cat was very nervous last night, in fact we were wondering what he was up to, then we worked it out. The local cats have a Fight Club, and the prize? The local female moggies. Our cat is always up for a bit of a rumpus and of course the ultimate motivator is a bit of [...]"

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Saturday, November 21, 2009

Titty Tweaking

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" There seems to be a theme developing doesn't there? After discovering the breast massaging bra I wrote about earlier I came across this on YouTube. I couldn't find a better quality video on there but you will get the general idea. It's a breast massaging machine. Don't laugh, it is a genuine proto [...]"

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